"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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