Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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