the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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