The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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