we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize