Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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