That's intense
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
