There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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