You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i out mim tonsoeep
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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