Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
