Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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