Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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