Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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