normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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