everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm passing your future prison.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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