we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please, let me fuck your mom
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
