remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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