Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just had sex on a roof
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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