Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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