I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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