another moral hangover. fuck.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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