arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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