Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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