Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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