Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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