You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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