dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
