Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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