They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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