My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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