she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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