No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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