I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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