miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
is it fun? or sober?
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