where am i from again
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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