and she was petting her beer can
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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