Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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