Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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