Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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