Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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