Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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