dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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