Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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