I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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