I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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