So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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