spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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