HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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