There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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