dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I love you. Go after that dick
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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