this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
