idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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