You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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