West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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