If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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