just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
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this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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