He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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