I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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