while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
